2003-06-11 - 3:20 p.m.

"Better Off Dead" is on right now

First, let me begin by saying my bowels are revolting. I guess by putting it that way, it pretty much speaks for itself. What I meant was that my bowels are revolting against me. Not sure what triggered this attack, however three days of tuna, cottage cheese, and throw a DQ Blizzard into the mix have not made things easy on me. I've been in agony since sometime yesterday evening. Nothing helps...Pepto isn't cutting it, Immodium isn't cutting it, and right now I don't know if anything will except from not eating or drinking for many days.

Secondly, evil thy name is Frito Lay. My mother in law, knowing her son all too well, gave us this GIGANTIC bag of "Munchies"-this lethal combination of Cheetos, Sun Chips, nacho cheese Doritos and Rold Gold pretzels. She obviously has never tried this stuff, because if she had, she'd be a zillion pounds due to it's cheesy carby goodness. *shakes my fist in angst that my mother in law would sabatoge my diet by giving these things to us!*

Oh-if you've never seen "Life as a House", do it. Do it right now. You say it but you won't do it. Do it now, reader. Do it now. It is an incredible movie.

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